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DuffMan
27-11-2005, 06:26 AM
I thought I would start this thread so people could post some amusing e-mails they may have recieved, this one was forwarded to me from a friend, and it makes me wonder, would anyone seriously fall for it, or do the con artists who come up with these expect people to fall for them?:

Subject: PARTNERSHIP PROPOSAL

Name:Larisa Sosnitskaya.
Email:
larisasosnitskay@netscape.net

Dear friend

I am Mrs. Larisa
Sosnitskaya a personal treasurer to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the Richest
man in Russia and owner of the following companies, Chairman CEO: YUKOS
OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (A
well reputable financial institution with it’s Branches all over the
world).

SOURCE OF FUNDS:

I have a profiling amount in an excess of
US$48.5M, which I seek your Partnership in accommodating for me. You
will be rewarded with 10% of The total sum for your partnership. Can
you be my partner on this???

INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF:

As a personal
consultant to him, authority Was handed over to me in transfer of money
of an American oil merchant For his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail
Khodorkovsky. Already the funds have left the shore of Russia to an
European private Bank where the final crediting is expected to be
carried out. While I was on the process, My Boss got arrested for his
Involvement in politics by financing the leading And opposing political
parties (the Union of Right Forces,led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a
liberal/social democratic party Led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses
treat to President Vladimir Putin Second Tenure as Russian
president.

You can catch more of the story on This website:
http://www.yukos.com
http://news.ft.com/cms/4bb9612a-d254-11d8-b661-00000e2511c8.html
http:
//www.hoovers.com/yukos/--ID__53700--/free-co-factsheet.xhtml
http:
//newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

YOUR ROLE:

All I
need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted Sum
and I will re-profile the funds with your name, which will enable The
European bank transfer the sum to you. I have decided to use this Sum
to relocate to American continent and never to be connected to any Of
Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates.As Soon as I confirm your readiness
to conclude the transaction with me, I Will provide you with the
details. Please reach me through this
email address
larisasosnitskay@netscape.net for further corresponding.

Thank you
very much.

Regards

Mrs Larisa Sosnitskaya.

:p :p :p :p :p :p

Crypton
27-11-2005, 12:23 PM
Ya, I get some pretty lame e-mails every so often as well lol, check this one out. Not sure if it is a actual attempt to con me outta some cash or a lame attempt at gaining my IP by using an image. Well, easy enough to save the image using proxy. :P

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/2037/stupidpeople2bp.gif

Oh, here is the senders e-mail address, spam away! Parsons@larsen.sh

dave
27-11-2005, 03:20 PM
Ok, not an e mail as such but something my girlfriend said the other week that you wont believe.

I was visiting her at university and sorting out her internet connection. I picked up her Pc and put it on her desk saying "God, your PC is really light"

She said "I think its quite heavy"

I replied "You should try lifting my PC, its a tonne weight."

And to my absolute hilarity She said "Im not suprised with the ammount of programmes you have on it"

Serious, I kid you not, she thought it made it heavier.

Needless to say I get quite a few I.T. related problems off her to solve.

NITROUS SYSTEM
27-11-2005, 03:37 PM
Crazy e-mail's...I had a few too but i have deleted them....

DuffMan
29-11-2005, 06:38 AM
Hahahahaha!!! I love them both!

Crypton
29-11-2005, 08:29 PM
Evidentally, I have sexual and/or impotence problems.

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DuffMan
30-11-2005, 08:22 AM
Don't feel alone Crypton, we all get those (not the impotance problem, the e-mails, some of get both) :p :D

Crypton
30-11-2005, 03:31 PM
Don't feel alone Crypton, we all get those (not the impotance problem, the e-mails, some of get both) :p :D
lmao

Crypton
01-12-2005, 08:38 PM
After they fix my sex problems, they then pump me full of drugs, how nice.

The Most Trusted Online Pharmacy

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http://greatoppps.com/?dba4832c9F3a660b3Fafa00cWbc40f1f

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DuffMan
02-12-2005, 01:51 AM
Yeh, seen those before, I dount anyone would fall for them, who would by medication off the net, from someone in India or Pakistan from someone they don't even know.